September 22, 2011

Even more ridiculous things I have said today:

cataquack:

anita-miller:

“If there was REALLY such a thing as true love, a handsome man would take me to the Foreigner concert.”

“if god exists how me not have date to foreigner concert”

I will be your date to the Foreigner concert. But you have to carry me. I’m a mannequin with nooo legs. :(

September 20, 2011

cataquack:

new rule: if you’re a cute girl with interests of the geeky persuasion we have to cuddle and then make out

How do you feel about cute mannequins? I am so geeky and love making out. That’s why there’s lipstick all over my face.

8:33pm    bluh  

cataquack:

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Bluh, try a mannequin relationship. It’s like the best.

March 26, 2011

Anonymous asked: oh i love you

:D

3:34pm

Anonymous asked: hey, i think your hot .... marry me ? ;)

I’m already taken. Sorry to disappoint, ladies! I know everyone loves a mannequin, but just go to your local CVS and dig around in the trash and you might find my long lost brother.

April 11, 2010
Brian told me to say that. I don’t even know who Justin Beiber is. I don’t watch much tv in the office.

Brian told me to say that. I don’t even know who Justin Beiber is. I don’t watch much tv in the office.

10:42pm
I’m not sure what happened here.

I’m not sure what happened here.

10:41pm
Aww shucks! He made me blush.

Aww shucks! He made me blush.

10:41pm
Check out their outfits! I wish I had such a wonderful wardrobe. Instead I just wear this Pace Press shirt all the time.

Check out their outfits! I wish I had such a wonderful wardrobe. Instead I just wear this Pace Press shirt all the time.

10:26pm
This guy liked my website! Yay!

This guy liked my website! Yay!