Even more ridiculous things I have said today:
cataquack:
anita-miller:
“If there was REALLY such a thing as true love, a handsome man would take me to the Foreigner concert.”
“if god exists how me not have date to foreigner concert”
I will be your date to the Foreigner concert. But you have to carry me. I’m a mannequin with nooo legs. :(
cataquack:
new rule: if you’re a cute girl with interests of the geeky persuasion we have to cuddle and then make out
How do you feel about cute mannequins? I am so geeky and love making out. That’s why there’s lipstick all over my face.
Anonymous asked: oh i love you
:D
Anonymous asked: hey, i think your hot .... marry me ? ;)
I’m already taken. Sorry to disappoint, ladies! I know everyone loves a mannequin, but just go to your local CVS and dig around in the trash and you might find my long lost brother.